Climate change claims the life of Santa Claus

Santa Claus has died along with at least 115 elves. He and the elves were killed in a tragic occurrence in which melting ice, in the North Pole sparked an avalanche, engulfing Santa’s workshop, killing Santa and the elves immediately upon impact. The melting ice was caused by climate change. For decades warnings have been issued regarding melting ice in the North Pole, yet no one took action. Santa is survived by his wife, Mrs. Claus, and 8 reindeer. Mrs. Claus asks for privacy at this difficult time and urges parents to encourage eco friendly choices with children. Mrs. Claus hopes future environmental tragedies may be averted. Santa was 1,748 years old.

Written by NamasteNegro.com

Tami Warren is the writer, and creator of Namaste Negro. She lives life with daily doses of levity in Denver, Colorado. Tami holds a B.A. in Sociology, from the University of Colorado. However, she does not physically hold the B.A. in her hands, the document is safely stored in a secure facility. Humor is healthy, therefore, cachinnate with other carbon based life forms. Reach out to Tami in the Mile High City: tamiwarren@namastenegro.com or @namastenegro

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