Well, they finally did it, Texas Republicans are fulfilling their pledge to be “job creators” by expanding the bounty hunter industry. Unleashed Republicans in Texas have weaponized women’s reproductive health decisions, and are employing bounty hunters to seek and return women to their place in Texas. The Trump heavy Supreme Court aided in nullifying Roe v. Wade, ensuring women in Texas are forced to carry babies instead of ballots. Not only is the Supreme Court destroying voting rights, its destroying women’s rights…majority MAGA rule is at hand.
The Pro Life Birth of a Nation Republican Party read their bibles and their text book, Flat Earth, Faith, and Family, and decided to mimic slavemasters by deferring to bounty hunters for capture and control of people property. Following the lead of the Republican Party’s standard bearer, Donald, Texas Republicans are suing their way into uteri unilaterally. The Republican Party motto: Liberty, Lawsuits & Lies.
Django and King Schultz were fictional bounty hunters in the exceptional Quentin Tarantino 2012 film, Django Unchained however, the newly created bounty hunters in Texas are not fiction, now women who choose to have a medical procedure in Texas have $10,000 bounties on their heads. Django and King Schultz were expertly brought to the screen by Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, their performances were pitch perfect. The film hits all the right notes primarily due to the actors…Kerry Washington as Broomhilda Von Shaft, Leonardo DiCaprio as Calvin Candie, and Samuel L. Jackson as that awful motherfucker Stephen, made Django Unchained a powerhouse film.
Next on the Texas Republican agenda is to create a new amusement park called, Candieland, inspired by the film Django Unchained, which Republicans apparently mistook for a documentary after being impressed by the film’s catchphrase, “Life, liberty, and the pursuit of vengeance,” a tagline the newly deputized bounty hunters in Texas identify with.