Disney has announced that Splash Mountain will officially close due to “racial stereotypes”. Don’t worry folks, the Magic Kingdom will still be magic…without the racism, or the incredible actors James Baskett, who plays Uncle Remus and Hattie McDaniel, who plays Aunt Tempy. A new updated, historically accurate, “reimagined” theme is on the horizon. So, now that Splash Mountain is undergoing a racism renovation, Stone Mountain must be next. Zip-A-Dee-Fucking-Doo-Dah!