The Republican Party’s human litter box, Marjorie Taylor Scream, called the cops on comedian Jimmy Kimmel because she didn’t like his jokes. The Klan Mom of Capitol Hill took a brief hiatus from harassing school shooting survivors, screaming through mail slots at colleagues, and delivering speeches at white supremacy rallies, to lodge a complaint with the Capitol Police, whom she previously referred to as the gazpacho police, because she considers them cold and raw for stopping Trump’s Treason Tour of Domestic Terror on January 6.
The Klan Mom of Capitol Hill also plans to introduce legislation aimed at stopping Disney from referring to its theme parks as the, “Happiest Place on Earth,” claiming that the “Happiest Place on Earth,” is Stone Mountain in Georgia, which is host to Ku Klux Klan rallies and a place she considers safe, due to her belief that the quartz acts as a protective shield from Jewish laser beams. Marjorie could not be reached for comment, as she was busy making a citizens arrest of children for reading, Charlie and the CRT Factory, at a local library.