Swamp Delivery

It’s comes as no surprise Trump is considering Herman Cain, a.k.a the Hermanator, for appointment as a Federal Reserve governor. Remember Mr. Cain, the Godfather Pizza CEO, Libya aficionado and former Republican presidential candidate? Well, he soon could be up to bat for Team Trump. The administration is reportedly awaiting a background check to be completed, then it’s on with politicizing the Federal Reserve. Cain’s appointment would keep “diversity” in the swamp at 0.0001% (as the departure of Ben Carson is expected), thus ensuring caucasian majority in the Trump ecosystem is maintained. Considering Trump’s mob-like tendencies, and his affinity for things connected to the word “Godfather” Cain’s consideration for the Federal Reserve makes perfect sense for this administration. A pizza party is planned upon Cain’s confirmation. Looks like Trump found a fiduciary wingman, to guide him toward being in the black.

“The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is…. Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance…. A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.” Herman Cain

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