Supreme Court Kills the Kraken

Today the US Supreme Court quickly killed the mythical sea creature known as, the Kraken, by those who follow Norwegian mythology, and the “stop the steal” lawsuit, by those who support the ill-fated undemocratic effort to overturn the outcome of the 2020 Presidential election. After the Kraken was killed, Justices with an inclination for the culinary arts then consumed the sea monster, with an aromatic blend of parsley, chiles, fennel, and drizzled olive oil.

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