Southern Satire

Advancing the Republican Party platform of, Lie Till We Die, Republican “leadership” in Texas recently determined that J.R. Ewing was actually shot by a wind turbine. Texas Republicans stated that Southfork Ranch fail victim to green energy just like the state’s power grid. Citing J.R. Ewing and Donald Trump as his idols, Texas Republican, Ted Cruz, declared patriots protect petroleum, while he was on a tarmac in CancĂșn. Cruz continued to talk from the tarmac however, the remainder of his speech was not audible as his head was up his ass.

“Never tell the truth when a good lie will do.” J.R. Ewing

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Tami Warren is the writer and creator of Namaste Negro. She lives life with daily doses of humor in Denver, Colorado. Tami earned a B.A. in Sociology, from the University of Colorado. Tami keeps it high, in the Mile High City. Humor is healthy, so cachinnate. Compassion and comedy are not required, but they are extremely helpful. We are all connected on this planet. So, we may as well greet each other and say, Namaste. Hate is heavy, be light.

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