Donald Trump requests Steven Seagal be special master

Donald requests that Steven Seagal be appointed special master, citing the actor’s work in, Above the Law, as being all the experience necessary to perform the special master duties. Word on the street is, Donald thinks Steven Seagal will be able to retrieve the “missing” special top secret documents, Donald sold gave to their mutual friend, Putin. Donald also thinks Steven Seagal is the smartest, best, most talented actor ever, calling Seagal’s move to become a Russian citizen genius and savvy, a move Donald might make himself any day now. So, looks like Trump Tower Moscow, is in the works.

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