Ivanka Trump appeared live via satellite for a January 6 select committee audience yesterday. During the epic eight hour show, Ivanka performed her top hits, Princess and A Patriot, Daddy Says, and The Devil Went Down to D.C.
Reviews of Ivanka’s performance were mixed, as some found her vapid and overly auto tuned, while others were impressed by her carefully crafted appearance and ethically ambiguous tone.
However, it wasn’t a fearless performance, Ivanka leaned into fables and fallacy, ensuring herself some future wiggle room for pleading the fifth.
“Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.” Aesop