The Real Housewives of Dubai premiered last night and cast member Jared Kushner was a no show

Jared Kushner received a $2 billion dollar investment from his Desert Sugar Daddy yet, he was a no show for his Real Housewives of Dubai debut.

Kushner is enjoying his Middle East “Peace” of the pilaf. Word on the street is, his tagline was going to be: I’m on a magic carpet ride with billions, not bitches.

Cast member, Steve Mnuchin, who is vying for a bigger role, revealed his tagline: I’m a Treasury Secretary with a magic lamp, and I rub it all the time.

Looks like both former Trump staffers have ditched democracy for dictators in the desert.

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