Putin and Trump Choose Bernie

In the American election political rose ceremony, Putin and Trump have decided to choose Bernie Sanders. After closely looking at the other candidates, the power couple,¬†affectionately known as Trumputin, has decided on Bernie, as their date for the 2020 election. Tulsi was the obvious choice, however, after an exploratory “hot tub night” known as the Cocoon Caucus, Putin, Trump, and Bernie, discovered they shared commonalities. The three old white men all enjoy yelling, while in a steaming pool, powered by aliens. Bernie will accept the rose from Putin and Trump, although, he will publicly denounce the rose, denounce the ceremony, and denounce the process. Nonetheless, Bernie will¬†ultimately¬†accept the rose, then, immediately divide the rose into equal parts, distributing it to all.

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