Putin and Trump Choose Bernie

In the American election political rose ceremony, Putin and Trump have decided to choose Bernie Sanders. After closely looking at the other candidates, the power couple,¬†affectionately known as Trumputin, has decided on Bernie, as their date for the 2020 election. Tulsi was the obvious choice, however, after an exploratory “hot tub night” known as the Cocoon Caucus, Putin, Trump, and Bernie, discovered they shared commonalities. The three old white men all enjoy yelling, while in a steaming pool, powered by aliens. Bernie will accept the rose from Putin and Trump, although, he will publicly denounce the rose, denounce the ceremony, and denounce the process. Nonetheless, Bernie will¬†ultimately¬†accept the rose, then, immediately divide the rose into equal parts, distributing it to all.

Written by NamasteNegro.com

Tami Warren is the writer, and creator of Namaste Negro. She lives life with daily doses of levity in Denver, Colorado. Tami holds a B.A. in Sociology, from the University of Colorado. However, she does not physically hold the B.A. in her hands, the document is safely stored in a secure facility. Humor is healthy, therefore, cachinnate with other carbon based life forms. Reach out to Tami in the Mile High City: tamiwarren@namastenegro.com or @namastenegro

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