Word on the street is, Elon’s Texas Tesla factory is partnering with Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, and bounty hunters, to conduct roadside pelvic exams of women suspected of traveling to another state for healthcare. Police departments across the state will receive the new Tesla model OBGYN-X equipped with ultrasound machines, stirrups, and speculums, for highway patrol use to determine if a woman is allowed to leave the state. The model OBGYN-X does not need a charging station because it is powered by piety.
