Micro bangs and The Comb-over secretly met for dinner @ the White House

NBC is reporting Mark Zuckerberg, micro bangs, and Donald Trump, the comb-over, met secretly for dinner at the White House. Served on a silver platter, was America’s rich and savory democracy. 

Wonder if Russian bots, Americans personal data, false election ads or coifs were the focal point of discussion. Maybe the guys played a game of “Which Chick is Hotter” for old times sake. 

Or perhaps the Donald just wanted to borrow some Libra to cover his legal. We’ll never know, the dinner conversation was placed in a top secret secure server.

Nonetheless, at the conclusion of the dinner, Russia, Facebook, and Trump, remain Facebook Friends, each “Liking” one another, literally.

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