Magic 8 Ball Appointed Top Trump Advisor

Trump relies upon a Magic 8 Ball to make decisions. Of course, he selectively accepts only affirmative responses, ensuring to ask specific questions, which suite his personal needs. Therefore, in Trump’s faux panorama, “All is well.” When Trump needs answers to the serious, complicated, intricate decisions a President regularly faces, the Magic 8 Ball provides clear solid answers. No worries folks, Trump has the Magic 8 Ball in one hand, and a TV remote in the other, he’s in the zone. Impressed by the decisive direction provided by the plastic black sphere, and its comforting blue dye, Trump signed an executive order, making the Magic 8 Ball a Presidential Advisor. 

It is certain.

It is decidedly so.

Without a doubt.

Yes – definitely.

You may rely on it.

As I see it, yes.

Most likely.

Outlook good.

Yes.

Signs point to yes.

All is well.

Written by NamasteNegro.com

Tami Warren is the writer and creator of NamasteNegro.com. As a mother, and food lover, residing in Denver, Colorado, she lives life with levity and love. Tami holds a B.A. in Sociology, from the University of Colorado. However, she does not physically hold the B.A. in her hands, the document is safely stored at a secure facility. Humor is healthy, cachinnate with other carbon based life forms. Namaste and bon appétit.

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