Divisive Donald Trump wants the investigators’ investigations investigated by his guy Barr, with subpar reasons, ensuring Tricky Trump remains, the untouched star. Investigators will investigate the investigation lead by investigators. Tricky Trump doesn’t like the truth, so investigators will be investigated, with new investigations, created by his personal sleuth. Donald Trump watches the people investigating the people, being investigated. If this were a Dr. Seuss book, wonder what it would be called? Divisive Donald is still trying to dice the nation, however, divide and conquer is losing its sensation.

“Oh, the jobs people work at! Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch there’s a Hawtch-Hawtcher bee watcher, his job is to watch. Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee, a bee that is watched will work harder you see. So he watched and he watched, but in spite of his watch that bee didn’t work any harder not mawtch. So then somebody said “Our old bee-watching man just isn’t bee watching as hard as he can, he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher! The thing that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!”. Well, the bee-watcher-watcher watched the bee-watcher. He didn’t watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher! And now all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch are watching on watch watcher watchering watch, watch watching the watcher who’s watching that bee. You’re not a Hawtch-Watcher you’re lucky you see!” Dr. Seuss