In order to mitigate the preternatural desire to say the word, “nigger,” Joe Rogan will conduct a public reading of the novel, To Kill A Mockingbird, by Harper Lee. Word on the street is several Republican luminaries will join him. Rogan agreed to read the novel after seeing the film, To Kill A Mockingbird, and being satisfied with the blackness level of Brock Peters, who brilliantly portrays Tom in the film. The book will then be immediately burned in a Comfort Caucasians book burning ceremony sponsored by Pious Parents with Phobias.
