Donald will flee to Mars

Looks like Donald’s big lies are finally catching up to him. Donald is failing to bully democracy into submission, like he’s bullied everything and everybody else in his life.

To avoid jail time, Donald plans to evade accountability by fleeing to Mars and hunkering down in Elon’s billionaire bunker on the red planet.

Mars has no extradition treaty with the US, therefore, Donald feels he’ll be safe from accountability. No word yet on whether Ivanka, Jared, Don Jr., Eric, or Melania will join him. Room is limited in the bunker, as several Republicans have already secured their place with Donald.

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