Crisis of Constitution

To: The Republican Party

From: A Fellow American Citizen

Subject: Crisis of constitution

The stain on the Constitution was identified as fecal matter resulting from the Republican Party standard-bearer, utilizing the living document on his anus. This action is not only unsanitary; it is repugnant and undemocratic. Continuing to deface the Constitution will not only debase the document, it will erode the core of American ideals, resulting in the atrophy of Democracy. By continuing to buttress (pun intended) the despotic actions of the Republican standard-bearer, with peremptory reply to his unconstitutional activity, Republicans confirm the pusillanimity of its Party’s constitution.

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Tami Warren is the writer and creator of Namaste Negro. She lives life with daily doses of levity in Denver, Colorado. Tami earned a B.A. in Sociology, from the University of Colorado. Tami keeps it high, in the Mile High City. Humor is healthy so cachinnate. Cultivate compassion, and comedy, we are all connected. Namaste. | @namastenegro

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