Auction: Everything Must Go

Elon Musk is auctioning off furniture and memorabilia from Twitter headquarters. The billionaire purchased the social media platform for $44 billion and is having an, “Everything Must Go” sale, including Twitter’s online safeguards. Elon decided to auction Twitter’s furniture after he was informed that he could not auction off the employees. Disappointed that selling people is not an option, Elon is considering moving Twitter headquarters to Florida in order to avoid “woke” influences. He plans to introduce a new bill with Ron DeSantis dubbed the, “Don’t Say Slavery Bill.”

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