Trump to be new James Bond now that Bezos owns the franchise
Not only did Trump tell Jeff Bezos to remove the cost of tariffs on Amazon. Trump also demanded to be cast as, James Bond, in the next movie since Amazon owns the James Bond franchise.
007 will now be 0047. Move over Octopussy, it’s time for, Crypto Cunt.
Trump a.k.a. 0047 likes all things golden. Golden fingers and golden showers, after all, “everything he touches turns to excitement!” Word on the street is, Trump got MI6 tattooed on his knuckles, to show his dedication to the role. Trump also claims to have a British accent better than Peppa Pig. Crypto Cunt, hits theaters next November.
0047 likes his economy shaken not stirred.
The new Trump version will be entitled: To Russia With Love
