The reason Donald Trump wants to move Space Command headquarters from Colorado is because…
He is still super pissed off about the paintings of him in our state.
This painting:

And, the paintings on South Park:

Folks in Colorado saw Donald Trump’s anti-democratic bullshit coming from a mile high.
“I’ve lived a hell of a long time, and I’ve gone through a lot of presidents, and this is the first one that is trying to destroy the constitution.” Norma Anderson, Colorado Republican