What’s up with all the ass kissing questions presented to Donald by some in the press corps? America’s democracy is hanging by a thread, yet the questions to the most powerful are full of flattery but, short on facts.
The pliant press should drink scotch instead of asking questions. And it’s not only the White House press corps, it appears that many reporters are scared of Donald, choosing to self sensor, sacrificing truth in order to please Donald Trump.
The People rely on a free press to hold government accountable. We need the press to ask questions of those who hold powerful positions. We need the press to ask follow up questions, to investigate the claims and statements made by the president. Granted, most of the press corps is comprised of conspiracy theorists and his Fox Newsmax fan club.
Alas, those whom are allowed the access to even ask questions, are asking pretty ridiculous questions given the dire place our democracy is in. However, the elimination of a free press is the point. We are a step away from the press corps raising a pom pom to cheer, instead of their hand to ask questions.
So, here are a few questions the press corps should ask, since it is obvious that, soft and flattering, are requirements for any question presented to Donald:
Mr. Dear Leader President Donald Trump, may I ask…
Are you a boxers or briefs man?
What is your favorite color?
May I run my fingers through your naturally beautiful blonde hair, you let Jimmy Fallon do it?
Who’s your favorite Black person?
Will you divorce Melania and marry me?
You are the greatest person ever on earth, who do you think is the second greatest?
The Bible has its Ten Commandments, the more important question is, what are Trump’s Ten Commandments?
Mr. Dear Leader President Donald Trump you love money so much and know so much about money, can I give you all my money?
Will you donate your sperm so that more women can have the honor of bearing your children thus spreading the greatest genes known to mankind on a massive scale?
Since Republicans are taking away voting rights from Black people, will you please take over voting for the rest of us too?
Mr. Dear Leader President Donald Trump, I love and trust you so much, will you teach my 14 year-old daughter how to give a good massage?
Trust in President Trump!
