Donald may not have the cheddar to comfortably cover his massive New York civil fine of over $355 million for fraud, on top of all the other judgements he has to pay.
So, what’s a guilty grifter to do?
Start a shoe line.
Donald was booed and banned in the span of a week but, that hasn’t stopped him from his desperate run from the law and for office. Word on the street is, Donald’s customized pair of high tops includes an ankle monitor and confederate flag lining, with a shoe box crafted from the wall – the wall Mexico was going to pay for – that wall. And, Donald’s shoes automatically kick people from shithole countries.
We will wait to see how and where exactly Donald’s kicks are made.
However, selling shoes does run in the family, least we forget Ivanka Trump and her shoe scandal…