The black superass, known as Clarence Thomas, will reveal his posterior in perigee to the Western Hemisphere this evening. Thomas, known for his non verbal communication style, will employ a form of body language, previously rebutted by Republicans, and reveal his keister. Thomas’ action is intended to be a reminder for Republicans, to ignore the mephitis emitting from the Party’s standard bearer, and keep their lips on Trump’s derrière. Skywatchers will entail hybrid proctology and astronomy equipment, to view this exceptional occurrence in the dark sky tonight. Lunar experts are split, 52 – 48, on whether Thomas will actually twerk in this rare celestial event.