The Republican National Convention is over and so is Donald’s speech which broke a record for being way too damn long.
It was a concerning speech, not only for the length and content, but for delivery as well. Simply put, Donald displayed once again that there is no way he should ever be President. Donald mumbled, lied, and fanaticized in an even weirder, whiter way with his rambling RNC speech. The only votes that Donald shored up by the end of his monotone monologue, were votes for his spurious, sanctimonious speech to stop. Where’s a gag order when you need one? Donald’s speech, like his running mate’s speech, was low energy and loaded with lies.
One would think charging forth with a violent coup to overthrow America’s democracy would be a disqualifier, but when you’re famous, they let you do it.
Here are a few highlights from Donald’s coronation:
Extra security detail was provided to Babydog after Kristi Noem arrived and attempted to score points by “petting” the bulldog.
Hulk Hogan revealed he was tapped first to be Donald’s running mate, but declined the offer after Donald’s team refused his demand that the two men be called Bitchin’ Blonde Bombers.
The Trump Vance alliance of abortion bans and jailing anyone who is not a sycophant is off and stumbling…this is a creepy carnival of cavemen.
Jesus was seen leaving the venue in the middle of Donald’s speech. On His way out He said, “The Lord detests lying lips,” Proverbs 12:22
“Politicians can’t manage. All they can do is talk.” Donald Trump, convicted felon and Bible salesman.