Melania ‘for now’ Trump, has decided not to move back to the White House if her husband by marriage, Donald, is sworn in and inaugurated. And Donald, who erased the ability for women to make decisions about our lives, apparently accepts the decision of his current wife.
Can’t say I blame her for not moving with Donald. Would you want to live with a man who buried his first wife (who died under mysterious circumstances) on the back nine of his golf course in New Jersey? No. Nah. Fuck that. No free thinking woman, who is not contractually obligated, would want to live with Donald.
Hell, she might be one of the smartest people in Donald’s semi-circle. Think about it…Melania refused to buy into the commercialization of Christmas decoration and she refuses to kiss Donald on the mouth. When you consider where Donald’s mouth has been, you wouldn’t kiss him either.
Of course, Melania has her faults, copying Forever First Lady, Michelle Obama…not cute. Throwing her friend under the bus with inauguration-gate…too villainous for Real Housewives of Lucifer’s Landing.
Melania “I don’t care do U” Trump may just be over the Donald drama, or at least it appears that way. No one really knows what goes on in a marriage. Maybe Melania is reaping the energy she’s put into the universe, and now she’s trying to clean her karma one deed at a time. Or, maybe she really doesn’t give a shit and just wants to live a lux life regardless of who’s paying the bill.
I think instead of Melania trying to own the libs, she should become a lib…
Be besties with a celebrity, support an animal charity, step away from the bro verse, adopt some of the kids that Donald will separate from their families, do a lifestyle podcast about whatever rich white women talk about on lifestyle podcasts, create an organic boutique vodka, start a charity for abused Hermes bags, make artisanal gluten-free butter, uncouple then be Instagram “friends” with the new wife, become a Christian/Buddhist/Scientologist/Reiki healer, start a vegan pescatarian diet, be a Bad Bitch, “you ain’t never average.”
But hey, no one cares what I think. Although I aspire to one day be a Bad Bitch, I am but a humble bitch on a budget. So, I say to Melania, “Be best” be you. Appreciate the freedom denied to so many American women. The freedom to choose the direction you want your life to go, the freedom to make mistakes and not have your entire life derailed or destroyed, the freedom to speak and write about whatever you want.
No other woman connected to politics via marriage or baby carriage, could tell Jesus to go fuck his birthday decorations and get away with it. Privilege has power, therefore, Melania should use her power for good…like ensuring that I’m not thrown into a black box, “disappeared” pushed out a window, poisoned, jailed, gerrymandered, water-boarded, or whatever new form of torture punishment that your husband’s DOJ comes up with for those who do not worship or adore him.
Alas, the bitch can say, “Fuck Christmas,” in five languages and look fierce while she does it. So, in honor of Melania…
Fuck Christmas
Fanculo il Natale
Scheiß auf Weihnachten
Jebeš božič
Fuck Noël