Before Donald became a Bible salesman, he was a basic bigoted, selfish, callous, rich, white guy from Queens, looking to sell his soul for power and glory.
Perhaps, in the film, The Apprentice, we will see the cellular conversion of a human being into a human, being an immoral unapologetic asshole. After a two hour run time, we will understand what created the licentious liar known as Donald Trump. How he was molded into the master manipulating MAGA mouthpiece, who is still scheming to take absolute power, as President of the United States of America, at this very moment.
Alas, we will be shown the makings of Donald’s premiere puppet master, long before Putin. We will be given the perception of introspection into Donald’s svengali, the one and only Roy Cohn, the McCarthy era lawyer, who taught his marionette how to monetize mendacity.
Written by, Gabriel Sherman and directed by Ali Abbasi, The Apprentice stars Sebastian Stan as Donald Trump, Jeremy Strong as Roy Cohn, and Maria Bakalova as Ivana Trump. Based on a true story, The Apprentice hits theaters today.
Even Jesus is excited to see The Apprentice…on film that is. Of course He’s already witnessed Donald’s deeds, after all, He is Jesus.
“Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken.” Donald Trump