Down the rabbit hole we go, as William Barr, pilots a plane of propaganda through turbulent skies, filled with clouds of doubt, attempting to avoid the lightning strikes of truth, in favor of the heavy fog, provided by partisanship:
“Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Barr has turned on the fasten seat belt sign. Please make sure your seats are in the full upright position, and your tray tables folded. If you are seated next to an emergency exit, please read the special ‘lie-for-Trump’ emergency instruction card located next to your seat, detailing the functions you must perform in case of an emergency. If you are unable to perform the special ‘lie-for-Trump’ instructions as detailed, please notify your flight attendant, Mike Pence, he will walk you through the process. Cabin crew, prepare for pushback, 328,690,424 souls aboard, doors on automatic, cross-check and report. Thank you for flying Javanka Airlines, have a pleasant flight.”