The last time Donald Trump ran a university, it did not go well. Trump University, was not about education, it was about ego…Donald’s ego.
Donald is transforming college campuses across the nation to mirror the “academic” philosophy of Trump University, by “hand picking” what colleges should teach and who colleges should teach.
The “terrific brains,” that founded Trump University will move to Harvard University to make Harvard great again. Donald will teach people what people need to know…all we need to do, is trust Donald. And what’s not to trust about this guy?
The Ivy League is poison ivy. Under the keen instruction of Donald, Harvard will teach the ideals of success, like how to destroy the global economy, apply bronzer, defy court rulings, and erase the parts of history that are not ideal.
Law students at Trump Harvard University will learn how to shop for judges and how to shake down big law firms so they do what you want. Trump Harvard University will teach success, not science…you don’t need data when you’ve got, Donald.
Donald doesn’t want to “kill all the lawyers,” as the lawyer joke goes. Instead, he wants to own all the lawyers. After all, nothing is unconstitutional, if there’s no Constitution.
Future university degrees in America will be framed in “gold” and come with an autographed photo of Donald, and bonus…graduates receive a ‘Get Out of Jail Free Card.’