Monday, April 15 will be one helluva Christian visibility day, as Bible salesman, Putin protégé, and Republican standard bearer, Donald Trump will be on trial in what has become known to the nation as the, Hush Money Trial. Although it should be called, The Election Interference & Corruption with Intent to Deceive Voters Trial. But, I get it, the latter doesn’t have the sex appeal that, Hush Money does.
And speaking of sex appeal, this Hush Money Trial will have its fair share.
This will be the first time a former US President will be on trial for criminal acts. And to his credit, Donald is responsible for a great many, firsts for a former President. From refusing the peaceful transfer of power after losing an election, to praising Putin, Donald has engaged in anti-democratic actions that no other American President ever has.
However, Donald is touting a confession from, David Dennison, which Donald says clears him of all wrong doing. Apparently the confession claims that it was David, not Donald who paid off women with the intent to hide numerous extra marital affairs from the public during a presidential election.
Donald’s public relations management team, lead by John Baron and John Miller, expressed their joint view that it is David Dennison who is guilty of corruption and fraud, not Donald Trump.
Peggy Peterson, one of the women involved in one of the affairs, remains steadfast in her assessment that both Donald and David have a small mushroom shaped penis. This angered Donald, who defended David, denying that David has a small penis.
Donald has said that he will testify in the Hush Money Trial (a.k.a The Election Interference & Corruption with Intent to Deceive Voters Trial). No word yet on if David Dennison or his penis will take the stand.