The last stages of the audition process to become Donald’s Vice President are almost complete.

Finalists were required to compete in the following categories:

Election denial – candidates accumulate points based on their ability to deny that Trump lost the election.

Document burning – candidates are timed in their ability to burn documents in a wood burning fireplace.

Constitution tearing – candidates are rated on their ability to tear up the Constitution without sustaining paper cuts.

Flattery – candidates are judged on the scope and style of their verbal ability to flatter Donald.

Law suit filing – candidates are rated on how many law suits they file to challenge election outcomes.

Disruption – candidates are judged on the level of disruption they are able to create during and after the election.

Cumulative scores are taken into consideration for Putin praise, Trump merchandise purchases, and ketchup throwing.