All Rise, The Honorable Judge Judy Presiding, Court Come to Order

The next time current President Donald Trump, decides to sue someone, Judge Judy must be the judge assigned to preside over the case. Donald does not respond well to strong, intelligent women, much less strong, intelligent women in his age group, with better ratings and far more money, making his actual appearance in her court, mandatory. Donald will most likely be held in contempt of court for yelling, “Look, there’s my African American,” to Bailiff Byrd, while being sworn in. If for any reason Judge Judy is unavailable, call Bianca Del Rio, as she is fully capable of taking over Judge Judy’s judicial responsibilities as well as, reading Donald. Unfortunately, Donald has no disaster relief plan for Hurricane Bianca, From Russia With Hate either.